Know AZRAEL

THE PLANNER/SURVEYOR… Professionally started year 2003. Took quite a long time to fully appreciate the perks and benefits of actually using what I learned in college. Currently working as a Planning Staff and Field Engineer for a private firm here in Muscat, Oman. Recently completed GPS Surveying and Geosytsem Seminars and hoping to start my own Architectural & Planning Firm in The Philippines with friends and colleagues, as soon as things here get pretty boring.

THE BABEMAGNET… I’m the man your mother warned you about. If my wit and charm fail to impress you and make you like me, my naughty antics and wicked smile will. I have 7 moles on my sex organ, and when I was still a little boy, a relative warned my mother; “Watch out for this boy, he will make lots of women cry”. Had affairs, one night stands, and casual sex with 40+ women already. Some beyond my control, just being friendly and gracious.

THE BADBOY… A real bad-ass in person. Took bullet in the right thigh saving a friend. Got in trouble in college for shooting a member of a rival fraternity, twice. Got involved in illegal activities just for kicks. Never backs out from a fight, even if my chances of walking away unscathed look slim. 4 years in Muscat, and I’ve already brawled with 3 Omanis, a Pakistani, an Indian, a fellow Pinoy, and just recently, a bunch of arab dumbfucks who think they are better than me and my father. They all got an an ass-kicking they will never forget. I have battle scars to prove it.

THE FAMILY MAN… Got married to a beautiful woman named Jenny on Dec. 13, 2003. Recently became a daddy to a very adorable and cute baby girl named Maria Aila Ysabelle. Found happiness and fulfillment after all these years of bad experiences. Trying my darnest best to be a good husband to my wife, and hoping to be a loving and just father to my daughter. I’m getting there, don’t worry.

THE BLOGGER WANNABEE… I am not a writer. I am not an intelligent person. My English isn’t that good. I don’t know the ins and outs of blogging. I’m not aware of guidelines and rules that should be followed, but hey.. so what? Do I really care? I was never good at following guidelines anyway. I only believe in one thing.. I am a human being, and I have a say. And when I feel like saying something, I will. If i can’t say it in English, I will in tagalog, and vice-versa. If you find some of my posts funny, informative, and worthy of your time, THANKS. If you don’t like them, or do not approve of my views and opinions, you are always free to click the “x” mark on the top right of your browser.

SENSITIVE. OBSESSIVE. EVIL. UNFRIENDLY. SNOB. CONCEITED. FLIRTY. COLD. WICKED. IMMORAL. TEMPERAMENTAL. IMPULSIVE. FIERY. RUDE.

You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you’re all the same.