Hulog ka ng langit saken ngayong araw na ito dear VERA. Timing ang tag mo dahil wala ako maisip mai-post. Actually madami pala, kaso mo tinatamad ako kaya eto uunahin ko kasi madali nyahahaha!

As usual, hindi ko alam kung tama ang ginagawa ko, dahil hindi ko na nakuhang silipin ang origin ng tag na ito. Basta susundan ko na lang ang ginawa ni VERA, at sa mga ita-tag ko, just do the same or else you will die.

Here goes nothing…

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The rule: Name 11 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all the 11 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first. No cheating.

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1. How did you meet # 4? Met her thru my brother. She’s my sister-in-law. Isa sa pinakapaborito kong tao sa buong mundo.
2. What would you do without #5? Wala. Kahit mawala yan wala akong pakialam. Bespren ko yan pero hindi sya importante sa buhay ko lol!
3. What would you do if #2 and # 6 were going out? Magpapakamatay ako. Dahil hindi ko kayang tanggapin na ang bespren kong babae at ang asawa ko ay may relasyon. Ano yan pompyangan?? Misis AZRAEL and Carmel are good friends. Hindi talo!
4. Who’s #10’s best friend? Ay hindi ko alam. But I would like to think that she considers me as one of her ‘better’ friends. Iba ang may pinagsamahan!
5. Have you ever eaten around #1? Eaten around? Di ko gets. Kung ang ibig sabihin nyan eh kumain ako ng patago, at sinadyang hindi ipakita sa kanya, ang sagot ay OO! Dahil matakaw ang anak ko at siguradong iiyak yung pag hindi ko sya binigyan!
6. Do you miss #2? Terribly! I miss my wife all the time. Ay let me rephrase that. I miss her only ONCE.. But continuously. Oh haaaaa! Yan ang banat!
7. Who is #11 dating? Hmmm.. May asawa na sya. Hindi na makikipag-date yun. Tsaka kahit noong single pa yun hindi mahilig makipag-date.
8. What do you think of #3? He’s my favorite bro. Got so much respect for the man. Idol ko yang mokong na yan dahil mas mayaman pa saken wahahahaha! Madiskarte kase, at marunong humawak ng pera.
9. What do you think of #9? I think she’s lost. Hindi nya alam kung babae ba sya o lalaki nyahahahaha! Pasaway kase yang pinsan ko na yan eh. Sayang ganda pa naman. Tsk tsk tsk…
10. Who does #2 like? Like nya? Eh di syempre ako at si Aila. Mas lamang si Aila ngayon dahil syempre anak eh. Pero pag sweldo time na, wala ng mas like pa yun na iba kundi ako lol
11. Would you marry #8? Hindi pwede, kahit na pareho pa kaming single. Pinsan ko yan eh. Ano yan incest?

At ipinapasa ko ang meme na ito sa mga sumusunod. Syempre 11 din hehe.

KOREANMINE, LINGLING, JOVI, REPAH, IRIS, BINX, LIBERTY, LILMISPASAWAY, LYZIUS, MISYEL at SOMMER.

Nasa inyo na yan kung gusto nyong sagutin at paunlakan ang pagpasa ko sa inyo ng tag na ito. Pero kung binibigyan nyo ng halaga ang busilak kong hangarin na makipagkaibigan sa inyo ng seryosohan, at kung mahal nyo ang buhay nyo, at kung ayaw nyong pasabugin ko ang bahay nyo, sasagutin yo yan!

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Took a test at Blogthings, to find out if I’m evil or not. The result didn’t surprise me at all.

HOW EVIL ARE YOU?

Check all that apply (all in red applied to me)

• You’ve broken the law – over speeding is breaking the law right?
• You’ve looked at nudie pics online - what a stupid question
• You’ve secretly wished someone harm – yeah. i wished someone a horrible death
• You’ve kissed someone you shouldn’t be kissing - asawa ng kumpare ko.. sssshh..
• You’ve said something so mean it made someone cry - most of the time
• You’ve done illegal drugs - when i was young and out of control
• You’ve killed a bug - another stupid question
• You’ve spit in someone’s drink - accidentally, when i was drunk
• You’ve sought revenge on someone - yes!
• You’ve made a prank phone call - to scare a jerk who made fun of a friend
• You’ve turned people against someone - yes. but can’t remember who
• You’ve illegally downloaded music online - everyone else does.. hello!
• You’ve flirted with someone to make someone else jealous – i think so
• You’ve told racist / sexist jokes - yeah.
• You’ve called someone the “c” word - cunt?
• You’ve made a promise you knew you were going to break - uhhmm.. yeah. i promised i’ll show up, but i didn’t
• You’ve done the “walk of shame”
• You’ve corrupted a minor
• You’ve divulged someone’s dark secret
• You’ve made fun of a retarded person - yes. what a shame.
• You’ve cheated on a test… or a lover - tests? never.. lover? uhhmm.. once.. ok twice.. sige na nga madami beses na so shuddup already!
• You don’t believe in God
• You hate kids
• You’ve gotten in a fist fight - lots of times
• You made someone’s life hell in school - yes. my teacher
• You’ve shoplifted or stolen from someone
• You’ve been so drunk you couldn’t remember the night before – even if i’m not drunk, sometimes i don’t remember the night before, and who was i with
• You’ve vandalized someone’s car or house – kotse ng nanay ko
• You’ve made fun of a fat person – malu fernandez?
• You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime - not so much anime. more on gore and fatal accident photos
• You’ve blamed a fart on someone else - in a bus
• You enjoy setting things on fire – this is the easiest way to get rid of unwanted things.
• You’ve been arrested - driving related again. i was drunk
• You’ve secretly backstabbed a friend
• You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers – yes. but if it was the life of a friend. this wouldn’t be in red
• You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught -
  definitely! i’d kill all the scums walking on the same ground as i am
• You’ve harmed yourself to get attention – emo? fuck hell no!
• You have a nemesis - lots i think
• You believe in an eye for an eye… or even more for an eye - oo naman! kaya don’t mess with me. gumaganti ako ten folds.
• You don’t think lying to a stranger is a big deal - no big deal
• You think giving to the homeless is wasting money - yes. that’s the government’s problem not mine.
• You’ll pick evil over stupid any day - i hate stupidity period
• You aren’t bothered by seeing others in pain - sometimes.. but most of the time, not at all
• You’d rather have world domination than world peace – borderline sagot ko. i know world peace is impossible. if i had the power, better annihilate the enemy.
• You enjoy very violent video games - Resident Evil is violent and gory at the same time.
• You are disgusted by weak people - emo ulit? yeah. fuck ‘em.
• You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way - syempre. finders keepers
• You rather harm an enemy than help a friend – i’ll help a friend, by harming the enemy
• You’ve shot a gun… and liked it – why would i bother getting a gun in the first place if i don’t like it? the feeling is soo nice when a bullet hits it’s mark
• You’d rather be a supervillian than a superhero – lex luthor, sylar, hannibal lecter.. my kind of anti-heroes

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RESULT

You Are 90% Evil

You’re the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

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I’ve been tagged.. again this time by Tintin, to do a wishlist for christmas. Sorry Tin, now ko lang nagawa. Hmmmm.. this would be my first time to actually make a list. Masama lang ang timing dahil I’m not in a good mood to even post an entry. Iba na talaga tumatanda, nagiging grumpy amft!

Here’s my wishlist:

1. Before Christmas, sana hindi na si GMA ang presidente. Wala ako pakialam kung magre-resign sya, mai-impeach, maalis via people power or kudeta, ma-aasassinate, bangungutin sa pagtulog, madadaganan ng asawa nyang elepante, mahuhulog sa manhole, maapakan ng higante, makidnap for ransom, tamaan ng kidlat, malunod sa isang batyang tubig.. Kahit ano basta mawala lang yang unano na yan.
2. Sana maitigil ko na ng tuluyan ang paninigarilyo. I stopped smoking for almost a year, last year. Kaso mo bumalik. Tumatanda na ako. I’m starting to feel changes in my body. Nakakaramdam na ako ng pananakit ng dibdib, frequent headaches, pain in the joints at kung anu-ano pa. Sisimulan ko sa pagtigil sa paninigarilyo para naman abutan ko pa ang debut ng anak ko. Magkaroon sana ako ng sapat na lakas at dedikasyon para maitigil na ito. Ayoko na talaga.
3. New gadgets and gear to play with. Mula ng maharap ako sa katakot takot na gastos, hindi ko na nabili ang mga gusto kong bilhin. This christmas, I wish I could save enough money to buy myself a Macbook Pro, a digital SLR camera (preferably a Cannon or a Nikon), a new iPod (coz I lost mine), and a PS3. Libre mangarap. Malay mo totoo si santa claus at ibigay sa akin lahat yan.
4. I wish my parents good health and a life full of happiness and joy. Tumatanda na si ermat at erpat. Mabilis ang takbo ng araw. Di ko namamalayan na kung gaano ito kabilis, ganun din kabilis ang kanilang pagtanda. Ayokong isipin na baka isang araw pag-gising ko, wala na sila. Wag muna lord please. Bigyan mo pa sila ng maraming taon para makasama ang kanilang mga anak at makalaro ang kanilang mga apo.
5. I wish for recognition from my boss and peers. Matagal na akong nagtitiis sa trabaho ko. Ok naman ang sweldo, kaso mo ang ginagawa ko pang-tatlong tao. Sana maisipan ni bossing na totohanin ang pangako nya na i-promote ako sa isang posisyon na mas nararapat sa akin. Sana rin, doblehin na nya ang sweldo ko tutal madami na syang pera dahil sa paghihirap ko. Pramis, pag nakuha ko lahat ito, hinding hindi na ako mag-iistrike. Lalo kong akong magsi-sipag sa trabaho. Hahabaan ko ang aking pisi at hindi na ako makikipag-murahan sa mga arabo pag hindi kami nagkakaintindihan. Hahabaan ko na rin ang oras ko sa field. Kung dati ay isang oras ako nakababad sa araw. Ngayon gagawin ko ng 1 1/2 hrs. Deal?
6. Achieving world peace comes with a prize. Nakakalungkot isipin na ang gulo na ng mundo. Patayin dito, patayan doon. Parang normal na yata ang nababasa mo sa balita na mayroong namatay na isandaang tao dahil sa suicide bombing. Sana matigil na ito. Sana sugurin na ng Amerika ang Iran at bombahin ang mga ungas na pasimuno ng katarantaduhan. Unahin sana yung presidenteng unano na mukhang matsing na laging naka-jacket. That would definitely make my day.
7. Last but not the least. I wish all my friends, buddies, and those close to my heart a sense of fulfillment this Christmas. Kung ano man ang kahilingan nila sa darating na kapaskuhan, sana makuha nila. Nothing beats the feeling of knowing those you hold dear, get what they wished for, and achieve their dreams and aspirations.

Yun lang. Kung meron man ako nakalimutan, ipagdarasal ko na lang. Sa akin na lang din siguro yun.

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I just want to add these facts to the ones MARU has posted. La lang, tinatamad ako ngayon. Parang gusto ko rin mag-hiatus lol

• In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death.

• In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals,but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

• Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

• There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time… Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

• In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

• Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.

• In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

• In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

• In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold only for the consumption in the premises

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

• If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

• A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Wanna become slim? try it! …. but I’m still not over that pig thing)

• Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing…. )

• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper is always smiling? What about the pig?!)

• A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

• The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking bottles of? Did the govt. pay for this research??)

• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

• Butterflies taste with their feet.

• A cat’s urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

• Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew…? Who cares!)

• An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain. (I know some people like that.)

• Starfish don’t have brains. (I know some people like that too.)

• Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life, I STILL want to be a pig … quality over quantity!)

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Welcoming & Openness
Christ Redeemer (1931) Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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The Great Wall of China (220 B.C and 1368 – 1644 A.D.) China

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Community & Dedication

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Engineering & Protection
Petra (9 B.C. – 40 A.D.), Jordan

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Joy & Suffering
The Roman Colosseum (70 – 82 A.D.) Rome, Italy

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